I don't believe in descriptions.

I do believe in irony.

“I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.”

—    John GreenPaper Towns (via feellng)

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the-little-birdy:

goodhealthgoodvibes:

This just miiiiight be the best salad I’ve ever made! Lettuce, grilled chicken, feta cheese, red quinoa, then roasted broccoli, zucchini, bell pepper and butternut squash. Typically I just use equal parts oil and balsamic vinegar for dressing, but today I used a balsamic fig dressing and it was perfect. All the flavors went together soo well I’m proud of myself haha.
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the-little-birdy:

goodhealthgoodvibes:

This just miiiiight be the best salad I’ve ever made! Lettuce, grilled chicken, feta cheese, red quinoa, then roasted broccoli, zucchini, bell pepper and butternut squash. Typically I just use equal parts oil and balsamic vinegar for dressing, but today I used a balsamic fig dressing and it was perfect. All the flavors went together soo well I’m proud of myself haha.

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“Beshrew me but I love her heartily;
For she is wise, if I can judge of her,
And fair she is, if that mine eyes be true,
And true she is, as she hath proved herself,
And therefore, like herself, wise, fair and true,
Shall she be placed in my constant soul.”

—   Lorenzo (The Merchant of Venice, Act II scene vi)

(Source: dailyshakespeare, via williamshakespearethings)

“Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.””

—   don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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princesslotus:

goals omfg

princesslotus:

goals omfg

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another-cloudy-day:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.

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“'Bossypants.' That Tina Fey just may be on to something in the funny department.”

—   On the last book that made him laugh, Neil Patrick Harris (via tinafey)

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violette-roses:

hair goals forever X

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